Humorous
Categories
- Magic 8 Balls (6)
Links
Advice From a Caterpillar
http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/caterpillar.htm
Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
Ask a Klingon
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/advice.html
Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
Cookie Fortunes
http://home.comcast.net/~mel.vassey/fortunes.html
This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only.
Divinashow
http://www.heavenlyblue.jp/show/en/
Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date.
Fortune Balls from Outer Space
http://now2000.com/fortune/index.shtml
"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
Fortune Cookie
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
Online oracle where you read the fortune.
Happy Fanny
http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny/index.htm
Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
Headbone Zone
http://ykd.headbone.com/features/thumb/
"Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test!
http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html
Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.

