Government Coverup: Satire: Page 2

Offers information about the man who, if he exists, fights for international justice and against all things corrupt or nasty. Includes future operations, articles and messages.

Offers photographs from the Pathfinder mission that reveal the presence of life on Mars. Includes guest-written articles on topics such as Martian rays, space bats, and what happens while in suspended animation.

Works to protect the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from subterfuge, terrorism, subversion and all other forms of badness and evil. Includes employment opportunities and an list of enemies.

Offers proof of personal transmissions from aliens. Includes video and audio clips.

Outlines plans for global domination, by a fictional Canadian force. Includes plans for self-defense and favorite games of the snow police.

Covers alien-related news, sightings and cover-ups. Includes advice and photographs.

Explains how the Choot, in cahoots with Sun Microsystems, have launched a dastardly plan to enslave the human race. Includes photographs.

Outlines the corporate commercialization of Mars. Includes audio.

Details how Hollywood uses monkeys to influence us in our daily lives. It details the monkey conspiracy theory and includes a list of films that feature monkeys.

Offers untrue news about spycams, alien cats and toilet listening devices. Features polls.